Becoming Bridget Jones

A little honest introduction about myself: 
Age - 27
Current body shape - Chubby
Marital status - Zero boyfriend

As much as I try to deny this, I am starting to become Bridget Jones. If you are not familiar with the book (Bridget Jones's Diary) or movie (Bridget Jones's Diary). I suggest you go ahead and read or watch it. (in no particular order) and perhaps you might catch a glimpse of my future.

I can't help with the age problem, people get older every minute. Every second I type on this blog, I'm aging. And yes, with proof from my mirror, it seems like I am greying too. I hate the mirror. The size of the mirror that we use should decrease with our increasing age. Focusing on just a fraction of your reflection not only boost confidence, it can significantly decrease unneccessary violence towards neighbours, animals, strangers, old people, young beautiful people, young children, plants, etc...

"I'm big boned." That's what I tell people when they say I'm fat. You can't help it when you're BORN big boned, right? But to be honest, I think I'm at least 8kg more than my ideal weight. Urgh... Thanks to my love for white rice and all other stuff that made me swell. Anyways, I've been cutting down on rice by at least 85.2%. Shall see if this helps in a few months.  

Regarding relationships...
My friends think my social circle is to blame for the zero boyfriend syndrome. As much as I am a funny, offbeat (I've been told sadly) kind of gal, no one seems to take me or perhaps even faintly considered me as a potential girlfriend material. Although, I've been told by a galfriend (she's been kidnapped by the spaceship which I no longer stalk), that she finds it IMPOSSIBLE for her to think of me being in a relationship. Gawd. how awful is that?

Anyways, life goes on and on and on and on... and on and who knows I may find Mr. Darcy just like Bridget did. or may not. oh...Nevermind.

Here's one of my fav.scene from the movie. Enjoy!